Trawled from the BBC News website:
I think my wife may have eaten horse meat. She’s not showing any signs of doing so but she’s costing me a fortune in new shoes
Nice starter, now onto the mane course
I personally blame the recent discovery of Richard III in a car park in Leicester. Didn’t he say "A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse!"
Low on salt but I suspect high in shergar
Don’t overreact everyone…neigh,neigh and thrice neigh, that’s what I say
