Derby Day caption competition

[Posts: 10793Joined: 10 Feb 2003, 15:43Location: Scotland]

I'll send a wee prize of some sort to the best caption to this photo, taken in the winner's enclosure at Epsom after St Nicholas Abbey's Coronation Cup win.

[Posts: 728Joined: 09 Jan 2011, 14:48]

"For fecks sake Dad. The Queen doesn't want to see you do your robot dance."

[Posts: 1030Joined: 24 Apr 2011, 00:59]

"I'm so sorry Joseph, Hayley's not interested.
She's washing her hair tonight."

[Posts: 1505Joined: 30 Oct 2007, 14:08]

"Listen, mind the traffic son, listen, France isn't like England, god bless, thanks Joseph, Sacre Bleu did that just happen.".

[Posts: 206Joined: 24 Apr 2011, 09:50Location: West Bromwich]

I don't want you socialising with those stable lads anymore Joseph, they got me drunk last night then superglued this hat and sunglasses on me!

[Posts: 227Joined: 01 Oct 2007, 13:57]

"Dad, remember to take your sunglasses off when you meet the Queen."

"Listen, son, absolutely I will. Your mother - do you understand - would obviously murder me if I disobeyed her instructions."

[Posts: 2496Joined: 30 Sep 2007, 13:16]

"Dad, dont look now, but someone behind you with finger like projections, is attempting to grab you"!

[Posts: 2267Joined: 08 Sep 2005, 16:22]

"Listen son, that was good and you can win the derby too but whatever you do make sure you ride a shocker tomorrow in France as John just phoned and told me he's laying the bollocks off Imperial, stick it out the back and don't even get the fecker placed, understand?"

[Posts: 155Joined: 09 Nov 2009, 20:59]

How many times do I have to say this

"LEFT at Tattenham Corner ! Not sure you're ready for this Joseph"

[Posts: 242Joined: 22 Sep 2010, 22:25Location: Dublin]

Listen Joseph good ride but did you have to let him stick out his tongue in front of the Queen

[Posts: 555Joined: 01 Oct 2011, 18:53]

Aidan: Now pretend i'm a racing interviewer like Rishi or Lydia, what do you tink of my hand ?

Joseph: I tink it's a very nice hand. The hand has alot of class and has a very nice pedigree. We tink in time you could beat anyone at boxing because we've always taught alot about both of them. We don't know where the hand will go next. We're tinkin about sending it in to the kitchen to make a cup of tea, but we also tink it has the ability to knit a jumper or make paper aeroplanes later down the line. We will ask the lads first.

[Posts: 406Joined: 25 Oct 2009, 10:28]

Aidan - What son?

Joseph - Do I really look like Lester Piggott?

[Posts: 728Joined: 09 Jan 2011, 14:48]

Joseph: "I hear Sheikh Mo's gonna start poaching trainers next".